What holidays sia. Got loads of ISPL to finish up , holiday lessons till 11 Nov ( 8am - 1.30pm ) with alot of maths , 'O' levels at 5 Nov , stayovers , chalets , church functions etc etc. What's worst , I got to find job to have some money to spend during the holidays. Not enough time larhh , the holidays will definitely end before I even know it.

Baaaaa , nevermind that. Cheer up with a joke.

Three men , Albert , Bobby and Charlie were caught by a tribe of cannibals , while venturing the jungle. Three of them were hung on a stick each , expecting the cannibals to cook and eat them. After 15 minutes, the tribe leader came to them. " Why don't we all play a game ? You win you go , you lose you die. "
The man hung in the middle exclaimed " Yes , Yes ! We'll play anything as long we don't die ! "
And then tribe leader merely whispered to them to collect ten fruits of the same kind that the trio can find in the jungle , and bring them back after an hour. If they don't return , the tribe hunt them down.
Albert went and came back first with apples. The tribe leader dealt with him first.
The tribe leader told Albert to stick all ten fruits into his buttocks and not to laugh. If he is still alive after the treatment , he will be free to leave the jungle. If he laughs , he will be killed.
Albert tried and due to pain , died on the 6th apple.
Then Bobby came back with cherries. He was smiling to himself at how lucky he is to pick such a small fruit. He stick cherries up his buttocks one by one very successfully. At the 9th one , however, he laughed and died.

In Heaven , Albert saw Bobby. Albert couldn't understand why Bobby would also die , given that he picked such small fruits. He asked " Why did you die ? "
Bobby replied " I laughed. "
Albert was feeling strange so he asked " What's so funny that you laughed ? "
And Bobby finally replied " I saw Charlie bringing durians back. "

Haha , cheer up to those who have extra lessons like me :D
Hang on !
Anyway , super excited because of the movie at Regina's place tomorrow.
And the new magic tricks me and Yikiat thought of . Mwahahahahaha.
Freak everybody out ^ ^

You are reading something written by Alan , the magician from 4E4 officially .
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